Have You Ever Tried to Talk to Astro-Leia During a Galactic Crisis?

Ever tried having a real conversation with someone deeply into New Age astrology?You bring up real-world issues—they respond with lunar phases, Mercury retrograde, and a cryptic reference to their Chiron wounds. You came to talk about communication. They came to realign their third eye. You want to resolve tension. They’re waiting for the moon to enter …